Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fuck The Po-Lice!

Damn, for a second there I genuinely thought it was new years. Weird. Also, it occurs to me that we are writing and writing on this thing, in the hopes that someone, some godsend who thinks we're funny, will come along and enjoy us. But by then we'll be on somehting like our 100th post or something more and there'll be all this crap to sift through if they ever want to become true fans, so some people may never get the full story of anything!
Now, I know at this point, right now, we have one follower and he's either some kind of spam device or a crazy person, because, frankly, I'm a little weirded out.

Basically, what I'm getting at is, we can say whatever the burnin' heck we want and by the time anyones' on to us, we'll be in Mexico by then! Suckas! Fuck the po-lice!

I going to talk about YouTube. What the fuck. Is with the idiots who comment on YouTube. And, by sheer, hilarious chance, I have an excellent example of such stupidity! Bear in mind, this kind of idiocy and others like it, is abundant all over YouTube, so don't think I'm picking out one particular incident.
Some people may find the following exchange graphic and stupid:

MaXG65 (2 months ago) Show Hide

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LOL... I'm a programmer punk!

Obviously the university ain't help'n your intelligence much eh moron!

What the hell does McCain for president have to do with this video? cheese dick!

You are about as educated as a fucking monkey!

cingular656 (1 month ago) Show Hide

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programmer? OH! ok... so you also are in love with baby lotion and your right hand...Right?

you probably still live in your basement with your mom (oh wait! never mind, shes right here in my bed! my bad)

MaXG65 (1 month ago) Show Hide

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Oh please! Is that the best you can do?

What a useful intellectual you are!

cingular656 (1 month ago) Show Hide

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At least I'm not a pathetic fagget like you! you like to take dick in your butthole till you bleed!!!

MaXG65 (1 month ago) Show Hide

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Faggot? LOL...

The only fags on here are people like you that believe this video or that the moon landing was a hoax!

LMAO!

Gollynog (5 days ago) Show Hide

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Has you uncle visited you at night again seems that he gace you fond memories about rockets up your ass you gink



First off, you can't have an effective argument such as this over the internet. It's just retarded. And this shit goes on for a page or so. Arguing over the net on YouTube is pointless because, if you are engaging in an argument, and you are like me, you will be up against a loudmouth, anonymity-assured kid/dickhead/both. So you can never win, they'll repeat the same moronic obscene joke about your mother over and over again, and they will not be moved.
And using capital LOLs or LMAO as an attempt at sarcasm or some manner of insulting you, it's all so fucking retarded! Can't these fuckers understand that what they say or do on the site will only make people hate them? But worse again, you get people saying "Aw, ur a fukin dick" to them, and no-one needs that, you're just spurring them on to be more and more annoying. Then theres people who be all sincere about it, trying to make the stupid guy feel belittled by sheer force of holier-than-thou-ness, but that won't work cos' they're idiots and just won't pick up on/care about what you say. So theres no point in arguing. The best thing you can do is keep an open mind whenever commenting on something.

I know this wasn't put together too well, and there is much stupidity that I didn't point out, but fuck it, it's late, I'm tired, and angry.

Sleep well!

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