The Unbearable Whimsy of Colm Episode III: Things of Non-Consequence I must Achieve:

I with all my might and endeavour will strive to consider trying to attempt the following:

• Get a Sandwhich named after me
• Take Place in a Police Line Up
• Become an Extra in a film
• Invent my own Cocktail
• Have a Succesful Online Blog - Check - .....Uncheck.
• Win. Something. Anything. I must Win
• Fight a Mountain Bear - Check
• Patten Something.... even if its just an existing product with a clock.
• Buy a Cool Unique URL.
• Start a Slow Clap.
• Say Something that Silences a Room
• Get Business Cards
• Shave an Animal
• Build a Tree House... that works.
• To be able to say "The Usual" in a Restaurant" and get what I want.

More to come.